10 SIGNS THAT YOUR FAMILY MAY BE CRAZY

1. Somebody collects old shoe leather.

2. Your grandfather and uncle are brothers.

3. Somebody puts flowers on their own grave.

4. Somebody has multiple marriages in Las Vegas.

5. The police know everybody’s name at your family reunion.

6. Family pets keep disappearing.

7. The children seem more mature than the adults.

8. Somebody brings a karaoke machine to a funeral.

9. People are always fighting over a Flo-Bee.

10. When somebody wanders off in a mall, nobody bothers to look for them.

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