Really Dumb Laws

Illinois

It is illegal to eat in a restaurant that is on fire. –Chicago

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck. –Chicago

It is against the law to make faces at dogs.–Normal

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. –Zion

Indiana

No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.  –Gary

California

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. –Baldwin Park

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.  –Blythe

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. –Chico

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. –Hollywood

Alaska

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. –Fairbanks

Florida

Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.–Tampa

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