1. The only pictures you see in his residence are of his mother.

2. He won’t wear any footwear other than cowboy boots.

3. He named his pet dog or cat after his last girlfriend.

4. The remains of his last meal are in the truck of his car.

5. He uses coupons during a date.

6. He thinks it’s fun to go to a scrap yard and watch old cars being crushed.

7. He informs you that you won’t be able to meet his parents until they get out of prison.

8. He owns a sock puppet.

9. He has a sister who looks just like you.

10. He talks too much about all the good times he had in high school.

11. He always uses both hands while eating a meal.

12. He ran away from home when he was twenty-seven.


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